Actual Complaints made to Councils,,,Only in Britain!!

I kid you not these have been taken from actual complaints made to Local Authorities in Britain

1.It’s the dog mess I find hard to swallow

2.I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off

3 I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage

4.Their 18yr old son is constantly banging his balls against my fence

5.My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

6.I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming away from the wall

7.Will you please send someone to mend the garden path.My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant

8.(This must be from Gideon Osbourne) 50% of the walls are damp,50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are just plain filthy

9.The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it’s fixed

10 Will you please send someone to look at my water ,it’s a funny colour and not fit to drink

11.(another probably from Gideon) Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now it’s in 3 pieces

12 I want to complain about the farmer across the road, Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and now it’s too much for me

13.The man next door has a large erection in his garden,it’s unsightly and dangerous

14 I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat,would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night

15.Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife

16.My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it

17. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore

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